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Thoughts we’ve all had while waiting in line for the loo

Jacqueline Steyn, 72, finds comfort in expressing herself in stories and poetry. It was not until she reached her seniors year, where age and lived experience gave her the confidence and courage, that she began to showcase her writing. 

The Lady in Waiting

Have you ever gone to a public loo?

And had to stand at the end of a queue

Have you counted heads to pass the time?

Only to find you’re eighth in line

Counted four cubicles, one’s out of order

Have you dreaded the sound of running water?

Have you seen a woman come out in a blush?

When embarrassed she said, “The cistern won’t flush.”

Only two working loo’s now and you’re still in line

You cross your legs and curse the wine

Have you practised pelvic floor exercises?

And hoped and prayed there are no surprises

Please let there be no unexpected leak

After having babies the bladder is weak

Ever so slowly the queue’s getting shorter

That dreaded sound of running water

In rushes a pregnant woman with a toddler in tow

“It’s urgent please I really must go!”

She let out a scream before she spoke

Behind the door her waters broke

Next enters the cleaner with her mop and her broom

She orders you out whilst she cleans the room

Have you ever rushed to the Gentlemen’s loo?

If you were as desperate what would you do?

If you have a story to share please get in touch at melody@oversity.com.au

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art, entertainment, Thoughts, Poem, poetry, Lines, Public toilets