Irish restaurant owner has the funniest response to Aussie tourist’s review
An Irish restaurant owner’s hilarious response to a disgruntled Australian diner’s TripAdvisor review has gone viral, and when you read it, you’ll see why.
User “Graham367” left a less-than-positive review on the TripAdvisor page for Eala Bahn restaurant in Sligo, Ireland, after leaving his jacket and glasses behind and the owner failing to return them to him.
“The food was quite reasonable, however we were extremely disappointed to find that the operator lacked integrity,” Graham wrote. “This comment is based on the fact that I accidentally left my wind breaker with eye glasses in pocket. We only discovered this when we arrived at our next destination, so rang and spoke to the restaurant manager (Anthony Gray) who confirmed that the jacket was with them."
Graham added, “Based on his agreement to forward the jacket to me, I emailed details of my credit card to cover all costs to return the garment to me. When it did not arrive within a week or so, I re-emailed twice with no response. My wife and I have since returned to Australia, short of one jacket and one pair of glasses. Bottom line is food might be OK, but integrity is seriously lacking.”
It might seem like a perfectly reasonable complaint, but when you hear Anthony’s side of the story, you might change your mind. His response is a bit on the long side, but trust us – it’s worth the read!
Dear Graham,
I never usually respond to reviews but have made an exception in your case.
We are delighted you enjoyed your meal at multi-award-winning restaurant here in Sligo serving the finest local sourced ingredients on the very edge of the beautiful Wild Atlantic Way!
I apologise that you forgot your jacket and glasses while dining with us. I apologise that I had not immediately sent your belongings back to Australia. I should have done a Joe ninety on it and hot-tailed it up to the local post office and made your jacket a priority but unfortunately these things don't always happen the way you may have planned.
I mean I'm only trying to run two restaurants in the middle of summer while my manager whom I'm delighted to say is 6 months pregnant but unfortunately is suffering God bless her wee soul and out of work resting which I insisted on!
Having 3 children myself under the age of 10 running around the house like gladiators and tearing to pieces while not going to bed on time, rising like ninjas at dawn, I am what you might say just a little tired and a tad busy.
I should have pushed this way up my priority list but forgot and while all of this is going I'm very busy busting a gut here and in the UK promoting my beloved Sligo. Why do I do this? I love my town, I love its people, I love every tourist that graces this beautiful part of the world and provides me and my staff with a living.
People make mistakes and forget things just like you did with your possessions. But to come on TripAdvisor and review me about my lack of postal skills, honesty and integrity beggars belief considering I never laid my mince pies eyes on you! I mean you are butchering my name insofar as my forgetfulness yet it was your forgetfulness that has us here! POT KETTLE BLACK (Google it).
Finally, I just checked the weather forecast in your part of sunny Australia and I reckon you will be fairly safe insofar as your lack of windbreaker... jaysus it's roasting in your spot boy! You lucky duck! Your possessions are en route you will be glad to know! And as far as my honesty is concerned I'm not even going to charge your credit card for the post furthermore the next time you visit the beautiful Emerald Isle and my county I'll bring you shopping locally for a new wind breaker – as far I see it’s a bit of a crime against fashion.
Next time you feel like writing a review for a restaurant try to remember us for our qualities which we provide in the abundance of good locally sourced food, wine, atmosphere at least that's what we hear consistently from our customers.
So eventually when it cools down in Australia and you put your wind breaker on think of your honest Irish restauranteur who's full of integrity but you never met and who knows you may even break into a smile and give your face a holiday until then keep her lit.
WE MAKE OUT OF THE QUARREL WITH OTHERS, RHETORIC, BUT OF THE QUARREL WITH OURSELVES – W.B YEATS.
Regards and good day mate,
Anthony Gray
Now that’s how you handle a negative review!