House listing includes ex-husband “up for grabs as tenant”
A woman’s house listing has drawn a lot of attention after she included a very unusual bonus feature in her advertisement.
The three-bed, two-bath pad in Panama City, Florida, has been listed for sale for $967,000AUD, as the listing is complete with a series of hilariously unusual photos starring a potential occupant.
The man confidently poses in the photos, as the listing says, "Wonderfully rehabbed ex-husband up for grabs as tenant."
The listing advertisement could almost be seen as focusing more on selling the vendor's ex than the house itself, as the description gives potential buyers an insight into their new life.
"This dream man in the kitchen is a personal chef and server cooking up perfect meals on a new stove with updated countertops you can make memories on," the ad states.
The tongue-in-cheek listing makes light of the former spouse's physical appearance as a segue to mention the local wildlife and nature of the area.
"Head covering is well worn, mostly balding, like the eagles soaring in the sky above S. Lagoon steps from your massive driveway."
The ad also alludes to the fact the ex-husband is quite handy, with his "XL ears" picking up creaks, while also "mak[ing] sure WD40 is applied to your new fixtures".
The listing also includes the seller’s children in addition to their former spouse, which is left out until the last sentence of the advertisement.
"Superhuman strength will save your back years of hard work lifting your hot tub cover where you can fall in love listening to our two young boys splashing in the pool."
The bizarre listing has gone viral since it hit the market, with commenters online equally perplexed and intrigued.
"I have so many questions and I'm desperate for answers," one said.
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