Man “breaks up” from gym with hilarious letter

Anyone who’s ever tried to cancel a gym membership will know how onerous a process this can be, but for one man in the US who was asked to submit a written letter before opting out of his plan, this was an opportunity for a laugh.

Robert Scucci was informed by Planet Fitness that he wouldn’t be able to cancel his membership over the phone, so he turned to his keyboard and wrote the following letter.

Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today. pic.twitter.com/zkisWFjToJ — Bourbon & Meat (@laughnowg) January 31, 2018

The letter is nothing short of a masterpiece, as Scucci writes, “I don’t want you to be jealous, or to judge me based on this decision. That is not the Planet Fitness that I know and love.

“I still love you, but more like a friend at this point. I’m sorry things couldn’t have been better between us.”

But Scucci would soon learn that two could play at that game, with a representative from Twitter penning a lengthy response to his request which was just as heartfelt.

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Image credit: Planet Fitness / Twitter 

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