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A Mother’s Day poem for those who have lost their mums

<p><em><strong>Over60 community member Jenny Bush shares this poignant poem on <a href="https://www.innovations.com.au/p/gifts/mothers-day-gifts?utm_source=over60&amp;utm_medium=nativearticle&amp;utm_campaign=MothersDayGifts" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Mother’s Day</a>.</strong></em></p> <p>“I have been thinking about all the mothers out there for whom Mothers’ Day is a source of disappointment and quite often a day filled with a sense of loss and hurt. I have written this poem for those of us who miss what the special day used to mean in our lives.” – Jenny Bush</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">A Mothers’ Day Lament</span></p> <p align="center">Reflecting on Mother’s Days of yesteryear</p> <p align="center">My heart laments with a silent tear</p> <p align="center">Of the significance of what that day used to be</p> <p align="center">And the profound impact it had on me.</p> <p align="center">Cherishing time spent with my Nan and my Mum</p> <p align="center">Never dreaming that the day would eventually come</p> <p align="center">When neither were here to share the day</p> <p align="center">To feast with us and watch kids at play.</p> <p align="center">Our whole family would gather and have so much fun</p> <p align="center">Quite often on picnics – enjoying the sun.</p> <p align="center">With aunts and uncles and cousins too</p> <p align="center">But life was simple back then, it’s true.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">Life now moves on at such a fast pace</p> <p align="center">And every day it seems like we are running a race.</p> <p align="center">People are so busy doing this and that</p> <p align="center">There is so little time to sit, and simply chat.</p> <p align="center">For many reasons families can be torn apart</p> <p align="center">Quite often resulting in a broken heart.</p> <p align="center">There is commercial pressure to buy Mum something new</p> <p align="center">Causing some to resort to writing an I.O.U</p> <p align="center">Many mums now spend the day alone</p> <p align="center">For some it’s a quick chat with family by phone.</p> <p align="center">And some celebrate with friends who are on their own too</p> <p align="center">While accepting that life’s ways are now all new.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">I will miss my mum and my nan this Mothers’ Day</p> <p align="center">But I am so grateful for memories of the special way</p> <p align="center">We used to celebrate their love and care for us</p> <p align="center">Which was usually given with a minimum of fuss.</p> <p align="center">I am sad for the customs we seem to have lost</p> <p align="center">With the emphasis now placed on the financial cost.</p> <p align="center">Progress is great in so many ways</p> <p align="center">But oh how I sometimes miss “the good old days”.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p style="text-align: left;" align="center"><em>Illustration: Midjourney</em></p>

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"She left me a poem": Samuel Johnson dedicates book to late mum

<div class="post_body_wrapper"> <div class="post_body"> <div class="body_text redactor-styles redactor-in"> <p>Samuel Johnson has made a touching tribute to his late mum while launching his latest book, a book of letters to mums.</p> <p>He shared his story on his charity Love Your Sister's Facebook page, which raises funds for cancer research as his oldest sister Connie battled the disease before passing away.</p> <p>Johnson shared that his mother took her life when he was just three years old.</p> <p><iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Floveyoursister%2Fposts%2F3901552789939707&amp;width=500&amp;show_text=true&amp;height=553&amp;appId" width="500" height="553" style="border: none; overflow: hidden;" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share"></iframe></p> <p>He told his followers that she left him a handwritten poem, that reads:</p> <p><em>All the seas of joy,</em></p> <p><em>Rise to sing for you boy,</em></p> <p><em>Surge and swell, and roar.</em></p> <p><em>All the seas of joy,</em></p> <p><em>Sound wonderfully near,</em></p> <p><em>Since you've been here.</em></p> <p>"That was my mum. Some crazy poet lady who found life a most onerous undertaking," Samuel wrote.</p> <p>"There exists only one photo of me and my mum, and that's always OK because I have that poem, burnt into my heart."</p> <p>He said that his older sister Connie felt the impacts of their mother's suicide more deeply than he did.</p> <p>"From a very early age, she was determined to become a mum and to see her kids through," he continued.</p> <p>"She was extraordinary. Connie became the mum our mum could never be, to two young sons. Now, like me, her boys are motherless."</p> <p>Connie died at age 40 after battling cancer three separate times in her lifetime.</p> <p><em>Dear Mum</em><span> </span>is a collection of letters written by famous Aussies, including Amanda Keller, Peter Helliar, Rebecca Gibney, Patti Newton and many more.</p> <p>"It serves as a fitting homage to mums and the importance of them ... it's a beautiful montage, for all kinds of mums," Johnson explained.</p> <p>"I put everything in on this one. And now I think of it, I'd like to dedicate this book to my mum. I suspect she'd be pretty puffy about this one."</p> </div> </div> </div>

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A heartwarming poem about life during COVID-19

<p><strong>Ode to Hope</strong><br /><br />Lockdown, stay home, self isolate<br />The World is in a perilous state<br />The first time in history we all empathise<br />As we view this pandemic through fearful eyes<br /><br />So many deaths from an invisible bug<br />No loved ones there, no-one to hug<br />We’re all in mourning at such tearful sights<br />Now we’re recruited to ‘fight the good fight’<br /><br />In our family cocoon we must safely sit<br />Perhaps venture outside to shop or keep fit<br />How lucky are we, in these close bonds secure<br />Our loved ones, in future, we’ll appreciate more<br /><br />Let’s spare a kind thought for those very poor<br />Unable to hide behind tightly locked doors<br />Come rain or come shine, out there sleeping rough<br />Disenfranchised lives, they’re doing it real tough!<br /><br />Jobs have been lost, how will they exist?<br />Just essential items, can be on the list<br />Our lives forced to be, over simplified<br />To the fast changing rules, we must abide<br /><br />Ours lives of excess consumerism<br />Trapped in over-consumption prison<br />How can we escape this merry-go-round?<br />We all sell our souls when such greed abounds<br /><br />Nails, eyebrows, long lashes, and botox lips<br />Piercings, tattoos, extensions, blonde tips<br />Wardrobes overflowing with so much stuff<br />Clothing and shoes, there’s never enough<br /><br />Our houses are stylishly decorated<br />Too large with so few accommodated<br />Every gadget, white-good, electronic device<br />Mesmerised by our screens, is this a life?<br /><br />Shock jocks spouting their vitriol<br />To divide and conquer is their main goal<br />So many believe everything that they read<br />From a diet of facebook and twitter feed<br /><br />These days no belief in our politicians<br />So cynical, another term, is their ambition<br />Fake news and partisan PR spin<br />At all costs the party is just there to win<br /><br />At times like this can we work together<br />To make it last, to improve life forever?<br />Will it change the way that we must think<br />Or will all be forgotten, in just one blink?<br /><br />We now have the chance to contemplate<br />To reset our lives, is it too late?<br />Live a simpler life, it has so much worth,<br />Revive us and save our struggling Mother Earth.<br /><br /><em>By Kathy Lang</em></p>

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“Nothing wrong with writing 300 poems”: Delta Goodrem stalker defends actions

<p><span>A man has been convicted of stalking after he went to Delta Goodrem’s home five times in one day and sent her 300 love poems.</span></p> <p><span>James Joseph Lafferty, 47, on Tuesday pleaded guilty in Sydney’s Downing Centre Local Court to three charges including stalking and intimidation, using a carriage service to harass, menace or offend, and failing to comply with a police direction.</span></p> <p><span>The Grafton man went to Goodrem’s Sydney CBD apartment on February 14 and attempted to leave a Valentine’s Day gift but was blocked by the concierge. The Grafton man returned four more times that day.</span></p> <p><span>On February 15, the <em>Voice </em>judge went down to the concierge desk to pick up a dress when Lafferty walked past and called out “Delta, Delta”.</span></p> <p><span>He then sent messages to Goodrem’s Instagram account including “I’m here”, “please come down and meet me”, and “I’m at concierge”. Police were called and Lafferty was arrested outside the building.</span></p> <p><span>He reportedly told police he had sent the singer 300 poems in the lead up to Valentine’s Day and said, “You’d think she’d at least reply”.</span></p> <p><span>Lafferty told the court that Goodrem’s “address is on Google anyway”.</span></p> <p><span>Legal Aid lawyer Richard Ikaafu said father-of-three Lafferty did not at any point threaten Goodrem’s welfare or safety.</span></p> <p><span>Magistrate Jane Mottley noted Lafferty’s previous convictions dating back to 1991 for aggravated break and enter whilst armed, drug possession, damage of property, trespass, drink driving, intimidation and, in January last year, assault occasioning actual bodily harm.</span></p> <p><span>Lafferty was placed on an 18-month community corrections order and fined $600. He was also ordered to stay away from Goodrem’s home.</span></p> <p><span>Following his sentencing, Lafferty told reporters there’s “nothing wrong with writing 300 poems to somebody” before adding, “It’s better than a sleazy one-liner in a nightclub, isn’t it?”</span></p>

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Does a smartphone make us smart?

<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><em>Barbara Binland is the pen name of a senior, Julie Grenness, in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. She is a poet, writer, and part-time English and Maths tutor, with over 40 years of experience. Her many books are available on Amazon and Kindle.</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left;"><u>Does a smartphone make us smart?</u></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Once upon a childhood, we recall that we lived in a different world. On Saturday</p> <p style="text-align: left;">afternoons, our parents would drive us to a far-flung suburb, where our maternal</p> <p style="text-align: left;">grandparents lived. The adults loved us dearly, but believed that children should be seen</p> <p style="text-align: left;">and not heard.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">We would arrive punctually at 2pm. After a brief pit stop, our Nanna would say,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">“Go for a walk!” Our mother would add, “Come back at four o’clock.” So that is exactly what</p> <p style="text-align: left;">we did.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">In an unfamiliar suburb, with no street directory, or no GPS, or no watches to tell</p> <p style="text-align: left;">the time, not even a modern plastic bottle of water for refreshment, three young</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Australians would “Go for a walk!” Thus, we walked, past front yard gardens, along strange</p> <p style="text-align: left;">streets. We would walk for approximately one hour, then we turned around and walked</p> <p style="text-align: left;">back to our grandparents’ home. My elder sister must have had a good sense of geography.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Upon reflection, I do wonder what the current parent police would say now, to such</p> <p style="text-align: left;">child-raising habits. As every reader is aware, these days, there are smart phones employed</p> <p style="text-align: left;">to supervise children’s adventures in society. Such smart phones had not been imagined</p> <p style="text-align: left;">once, let alone invented.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Our oldies collectively had no idea where we were walking to, or even if we would</p> <p style="text-align: left;">return let alone at the correct time. Somehow, we just knew it was nearly four o’clock in</p> <p style="text-align: left;">the afternoon. Maybe we all lived in a safer world, where we were mostly a lot more naïve</p> <p style="text-align: left;">than folk and children are today.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Times change. These days, in the digital world of the 21<sup>st</sup> century, if children go for</p> <p style="text-align: left;">a walk, the parent police phone their offspring up every five minutes on their smart phones.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">As passers-by, we can hear some very strange conversations, in shopping centres or railway</p> <p style="text-align: left;">stations. Here is one I heard, not long ago.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">The parent police must have asked, “Where are you now?”</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Teenager on phone: “I am at the shops, Mum.”</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Mum must have inquired, “Where are you going?”</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Teenager’s response: “I am going to the loo!”</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Mum’s next question, “What are you doing now?”</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Teenager, sounding slightly exasperated, “I’m in the loo, having a wee! Mum!””</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Well, really. I wondered if it was really necessary to share with society, including</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Now there is someone calling on my smart phone! Whoops missed call. I must cease</p> <p style="text-align: left;">everything and return the call. It seems everyone I see is either gazing at a smart phone, or</p> <p style="text-align: left;">chatting on one. Are we so scared to be alone?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Are we all like the teenager in the shopping centre loo, with her mother calling her</p> <p style="text-align: left;">incessantly on her smart phone, the modern parent police? Would parents in these modern</p> <p style="text-align: left;">days even say, “Go for a walk!”, to send their children off for two hours, with no time pieces,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">or smart phones to monitor them? These days the parents must check for the location of</p> <p style="text-align: left;">their children, and for potential predators.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">So, the world is no longer as safe as it once appeared to be. There was the famous</p> <p style="text-align: left;">case of the Beaumont children. “Go for a walk, go for a swim!” Those three children have,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">unfortunately, never been seen again.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Amazingly, the three young girls we once were never disappeared, got lost, and</p> <p style="text-align: left;">always arrived back by four o’clock, unmolested. These days, our mother would have</p> <p style="text-align: left;">phoned us every five minutes on our smart phones, so we were not feeling apart. The smart</p> <p style="text-align: left;">phone is a great invention, but if everyone has to relate every action on a smart phone, has</p> <p style="text-align: left;">the smart phone really made us smart? Food for thought. “See ya!” (The great Australian</p> <p style="text-align: left;">smart phone farewell.). Yeah, “See ya!”</p>

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The hilarious A-Z guide on the perils of ageing

<p><strong><em>Barbara Binland is the pen name of a senior, Julie Grenness, in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. She is a poet, writer, and part-time English and Maths tutor, with over 40 years of experience. Her many books are available on Amazon and Kindle. </em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><u>Retirement Alphabet Soup!</u></p> <p>Here is an ode to say,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Retirement Soup for us today!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">A is for aging with attitude,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">We are feisty old chicks and dudes!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">B is for bronchitis, cough and blow,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">And for bursitis, where did vigour go?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">C is for COPD we were stoking,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">With all our youthful smoking.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">D is for diarrhoea,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">No doctor wants to know ya!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">E is for euthanasia,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Some geriatrics’ fantasia.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">F is for the flatulence part,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Yes, we are grand old farts!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">G is for the geriatricity stuff,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">We got old, suck that up!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">H is for halitosis for us,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Listerine is good, no need to fuss.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">I is for Imodium’s task,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">All you do is the chemist ask.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">J is for jellybeans, eh?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Been to the pharmacist, let’s say,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Brought the lolly trolley today!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">K is for our kids who also grow old,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Us they tell what to do, be told!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">L is for laxatives for that constipation,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">The flip side of grey consternation.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">M is for MRI scans and tests,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">All clear, we hope, that’s best.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">N is for negative Normans around,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Wish grey positivity would abound.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">O is for obesity sighs,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Cellulite for all our thighs!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">P is for pappa’s don’t preach,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Lard butts so out of reach.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Q is for hope we don’t go queer,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">No dementia here yet, dears.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">R is for Retirement years,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">We race on, switching gears.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">S is for that sexuality bit,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Hope you made memories of blips!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">T is for testicles, you can’t see ‘em,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Do oldies belong in museums?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">U is for ultrasounds,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Our medical tests do abound.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">V is for Ventolin inhalers for us,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Breathing disorders cause a fuss.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">W is for the water works,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Fluid tablets are the worst!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">X is for more X-rays today,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Got a photo of my bad back, yah!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Y is for that yellow jaundice for oldies,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Bilirubin levels make us feel mouldy.</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Z is for this human zoo,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">No rocking chairs for me and you!</p> <p style="text-align: left;"> </p> <p style="text-align: left;">That’s your alphabet soup today,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Welcome to our new old age!</p>

Retirement Life

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Hilarious poem about the perils of men in retirement

<p><strong><em>Barbara Binland is the pen name of a senior, Julie Grenness, in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. She is a poet, writer, and part-time English and Maths tutor, with over 40 years of experience. Her many books are available on Amazon and Kindle. </em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left;"><u>Perils of Men in Retirement</u></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Here’s an ode for ladies of a certain age,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Your men are going to retire one day,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Very old joke—is this your hunch?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">You married him for better or worse, not lunch!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">His first day at home, what’s he going to do?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">He wants to come to the supermarket with you!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Now this is a man on a mission,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Buys half the shop with no permission,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Well, that was an expensive shop,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Now he wants you to cook this lot,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">A retired husband is a full time job!</p> <p style="text-align: left;">What’s this? He’s gardening with his chainsaw,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Well, those were your plants… but wait, there’s more,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">He’s bought an electric guitar,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">You wish his greyboy band would go far</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Away, that is! Oh no, not this,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">He wants to go camping with his grey old miss,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">NO! NO! God gave you a home, not a tent,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Yes, girls, camping is a defence,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Well, aren’t we both having fun?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Wife wishes she’d bought a gun,</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Never mind, it’s only retirement together, day one!</p>

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Woman dodges parking fine after writing hilarious poem to council

<p>A UK woman has managed to escape a parking fine thanks to her witty poetry skills.</p> <p>Jayne Parsons, 53, from Salisbury in England, was recently issued a fine after parking her car on yellow lines near her home, according to the <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-45307817">BBC</a>.</p> <p>She knew she had a good excuse so instead of copping the fine, she decided to plead with her local council using verse.</p> <p>In a rhyming letter sent to Wiltshire Council, Ms Parsons explained that she was loading her vehicle with cakes and sweets to sell at a fundraiser for her local riding club when she was struck with a “nervous tum” and needed to dash to the loo – urgently.</p> <p>But we’ll let her explain the situation.</p> <p>Ms Parsons wrote in her letter:</p> <p>“Dear Sir, or to whom it may concern,</p> <p>A parking fine I did earn.</p> <p>I was parked outside my house on yellow lines,</p> <p>Intending to move and dodge your fines.</p> <p>But on Sunday I was loading my car</p> <p>With food and cakes for a horseshow; not far</p> <p>Before these events, I get a nervous tum,</p> <p>For the toilet I had to run.</p> <p>And with not a moment to lose,</p> <p>I made it indoors to release my poos!</p> <p>I couldn’t move until all was done,</p> <p>But when I returned the fine was done.</p> <p>I thought it better was be discreet</p> <p>And leave the car parked in the street.</p> <p>Next time I’ll move and not be a pain,</p> <p>But if I get caught short, I’ll s*** in the drain.”</p> <p>But the most stunning part of the story is not that the council let her off, but that they responded in the form of poetry, too.</p> <p>“The penalty charge notice was correctly issued as the vehicle was parked in a restricted street during prescribed hours. In this instance the restriction is clearly indicated by the double yellow lines which are in effect at all times,” the council wrote.</p> <p>“However, in considering people’s circumstances,</p> <p>The council is often led song and dances,</p> <p>It’s difficult to know the truth,</p> <p>And quite often we would ask for proof,</p> <p>But the photographs the officer has taken,</p> <p>Shows that indeed, you had been baking,</p> <p>These cakes had been loaded in your Land Rover,</p> <p>On the double yellow lines it was parked over,</p> <p>So on this occasion we are pleased to say,</p> <p>The council accept your appeal, you do not have to pay.”</p> <p>Ms Parsons told the BBC she was shocked to have “got out of the fine, even though I was parked in the wrong place”.</p>

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A humorous poem about “man flu”

<p><em><strong>Barbara Binland is the pen name of a senior, Julie Grenness, in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. She is a poet, writer, and part-time English and Maths tutor, with over 40 years of experience. Her many books are available on Amazon and Kindle.</strong></em></p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Colds for Older Men</span></p> <p align="center">Wifey flings open the bedroom door,</p> <p align="center">Not gazing kindly, a picture she draws,</p> <p align="center">Wife blows her nose, her cheeks a’rose,</p> <p align="center">Her husband lies there, full of moans,</p> <p align="center">Her husband begs,</p> <p align="center">Wifey takes a breath,</p> <p align="center">“Yes, dear, I know you have a man-cold,</p> <p align="center">But, dear, I too, have a man-cold,</p> <p align="center">But women are not allowed to groan,</p> <p align="center">or nag, says men, you are alone,</p> <p align="center">I, too, have a cold,</p> <p align="center">But, well, this washing’s getting old,</p> <p align="center">I’m cooking tea, and minding the grandkids,</p> <p align="center">No, I shan’t make soup like your mother did,</p> <p align="center">Yes, dear, the undertakers are near,</p> <p align="center">Here’s your last will for your man-cold,</p> <p align="center">Your whinging, is like, well, old!</p> <p align="center">I have to iron your shirts now,</p> <p align="center">Yes, dear, I know I am a fat old cow,</p> <p align="center">But, dear, I have your balls in my purse,</p> <p align="center">I do hope our man-colds don’t get any worse!</p>

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Slain Margaret River mum's chilling poem about domestic violence

<p>Four years before her tragic death in a murder-suicide massacre, mother-of-four Katrina Miles penned a heartbreaking poem about domestic violence, it has now emerged.</p> <p>The 35-year-old was last week found dead – along with her four children, daughter Taye, 13, and sons Rylan, 12, Arye, 10, and Kadyn Cockman, eight, as was her mother, Cynda, 58, and her father Peter Miles – at her parents’ farm in the small community of Osmington, north east of Margaret River.</p> <p>Police suspect Miles murdered his family, and then took his own life.</p> <p>Katrina’s poem, originally posted on Facebook four years ago, was shared by domestic violence awareness group the Red Heart Campaign.</p> <p>It’s titled “I am battered not broken” and speaks of her children, who were on the autism spectrum.</p> <p>It is not stated if the poem is a work of fiction.</p> <p>Part of the poem reads: “The shrieks of my children</p> <p>The echo of my shouts,</p> <p>The thump of my dignity slammed against a wall,</p> <p>The odour of stale beer has a name called fear,</p> <p>In my head I am there,</p> <p>Here I am suspended,</p> <p>Save my children, save, save, save them,</p> <p>In my head I am there.”</p> <p>Katrina’s estranged husband, <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.oversixty.com.au/news/news/2018/05/father-of-wa-family-tragedy-speaks-out/">Aaron Cockman, last week told reporters</a></strong></span> he felt no anger toward Peter.</p> <p>“Peter didn't snap, he thought this through," Cockman said.</p> <p>"All the kids died peacefully in their beds.</p> <p>"How the hell Peter did that I still can't figure out, but he did a good job, he did a really good job."</p> <p>The full poem reads:</p> <p><em>I’m Battered Not Broken by Katrina Miles</em></p> <p>“I stare into the depths of my worries</p> <p>The crease between the frown</p> <p>The hollowness of my cheeks is an echo</p> <p>My stomach beats to the litany of my hurts</p> <p>I stare and stare and stare</p> <p>Hoping for salvation</p> <p>Hoping hoping hoping</p> <p>All peace is lost, fragmented, worn</p> <p>I glare myself into submission</p> <p>The shrieks of my children</p> <p>The echo of my shouts</p> <p>The thump of my dignity slammed against a wall</p> <p>The odour of stale beer has a name called fear</p> <p>The creak of a door</p> <p>The sound of a petrol ute</p> <p>Stiffens our shoulders, hurtles our spines uptight</p> <p>Paste those fake smiles, quick hurry quick hurry quick hurry</p> <p>Shh shh child</p> <p>Please Please Please be good</p> <p>Be calm, be still</p> <p>Make it easy,</p> <p>Oh the shame</p> <p>Make it easy</p> <p>How can I be five places at once</p> <p>How can I save my family from open handed fists, from cruel, persistent words</p> <p>... I shout, I shout, I shout</p> <p>No No No No</p> <p>I leave, I come, I leave, I come</p> <p>I have left ...</p> <p>In my head I am there</p> <p>Here I am suspended</p> <p>Save my children, save, save, save them</p> <p>In my head I am there</p> <p>The walls echo with the thump of my body</p> <p>The fists in the doors</p> <p>The creak of a beer bottle being opened</p> <p>The shame behind our doors.</p> <p>I look in the young eyes that still love me</p> <p>I ask myself, so ashamed.”</p> <p>Katrina c. Cockman 22nd October 2014</p>

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Airline's stunning reply to passenger's complaint

<p>We’ve seen our fair share of unusual customer complaints<a href="/finance/money-banking/2018/01/rsl-patron-returns-sandwich-because-its-not-cut-in-half-as-requested/" target="_blank"></a>, but this one (and the company’s response) takes the cake as the most unique and clever of them all.</p> <p>Disgruntled passenger Gus Dolding took to budget airline Norwegian Air’s Facebook page to air his grievances with the company, complaining about being charged $188 to change the name on his plane ticket after an error.</p> <p>But being a musician, Dolding had a rather unorthodox way of filing his complaint, opting to write it in the form of a poem:</p> <p align="center"><em>Why can't you be fair</em><br /><em> Norwegian Air</em><br /><em> No headphones do you include</em><br /><em> Nine hours with no free food</em></p> <p align="center"><em>The stress of a sixty-quid bag </em><br /><em> Would make the plumpest of mammories sag</em><br /><em> Aviational scandals from Scandinavian vandals</em><br /><em> You're a disgrace to the Norwegian flag</em></p> <p align="center"><em>And Kiwi.com you're just as bad</em><br /><em> Helping these rogues as there's money to be had</em><br /><em> Is it hard to operate with decency?</em><br /><em> To cooperate and offer leniency?</em></p> <p align="center"><em>I admit it was wrong to put his first name as Bill </em><br /><em> William Edward Gabriel, the seat whose bum will fill</em><br /><em> One hundred and twenty euros for what?</em><br /><em> For two minutes of typing that's rather a lot</em></p> <p align="center"><em>Why can't you be fair</em><br /><em> Norwegian Air</em><br /><em> Just skip that amendment fee</em><br /><em> And just let us change it for free</em></p> <p>To their credit, Norwegian decided to forgo the usual cut-and-paste corporate response in favour of an equally clever and unique reply.</p> <p align="center"><em>Dear Gus,</em><br /><em> We understand all the fuss</em><br /><em> We try our best to reduce all the buzz</em><br /><em> But fear not because</em><br /><em> we do not throw anyone under the bus</em><br /><em> especially not a person like you</em><br /><em> since diamonds in this world are so few</em><br /> <br /><em> We are sorry for any inconvenience that may have occurred</em><br /><em> It can seem like our vision is sometimes blurred</em><br /><em> But I can promise you that we try to fly like a bird</em><br /> <br /><em> We thank you for your rhyme</em><br /><em> We had a really great time</em><br /><em> You thank us for being fair</em><br /><em> We thank you for joining us up in the air</em><br /> <br /><em> We wish you a great trip</em><br /><em> With us the world is on your finger tip</em><br /><em> Just be sure to follow the landing strip</em></p> <p>The airline agreed to waive the fee, and a thrilled Dolding thanked them with one final poem.</p> <p align="center"><em>I'm sorry for my anger was quite misplaced</em><br /><em> And I responded with unnecessary haste</em><br /><em> The booking agent is who lacked any manners</em><br /><em> They do not deserve to be professional planners</em><br /> <br /><em> Cheers for being so easy to reach</em><br /><em> The robots on phones can be hard to breach</em><br /><em> I commend you again, would recommend to a friend</em><br /><em> You've saved me and my friends 40 euros each!</em></p> <p>Facebook users loved the hilarious exchange, labelling it as “brilliant” and calling for the company to give a raise to their social media managers.</p> <p>Norwegian Air issued a statement praising their customer service personnel, writing, “Our customer care team are on hand to support more than 30 million passengers flying with Norwegian each year, and this poem shows they are also a flexible, clever and creative group of people.</p> <p>“We’re delighted to resolve the customer’s issue in a playful way that shows that a little light-heartedness can go a long way.”</p>

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A poem looking back on the horror of polio

<p><em><strong>Pippa Kay, 65, is a writer with many interests. She enjoys time with her family, sailing, reading, writing, and all sorts of travel. She belongs to writing organisations including the Society of Women Writers and the Fellowship of Australian Writers.</strong></em></p> <p align="center"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">POLIO</span></strong></p> <p align="center">When we were kids a monster came to play. <br /> Its slobber slimed our toys. It swam at our beach<br /> uninvited; splashed us and ran away;<br /> hid in our homes, always just out of reach.<br /> Hands over ears couldn’t stop its snigger<br /> as it crept under beds, slept on the floor.<br /> It wasn’t scared of us. It was bigger<br /> stronger and worse than anything before.<br /> It shared our breath and caught the goodnight kiss<br /> mothers blew from lips to land on our cheeks. <br /> Chance chose its victims. It was hit and miss <br /> slaughter. <br /> This killer stalked our town for weeks<br /> in nineteen-fifty-three. Our legs were chained,<br /> voices frozen. Some children couldn’t walk.<br /> Some couldn’t breathe. Infants were constrained<br /> in iron lungs. Many died before Salk’s<br /> vaccine arrived. <br /> With open arms and doors<br /> We asked the virus vanquisher to stay.<br /> We rolled up our sleeves, took the jab, because<br /> we wanted this monster to go away.</p> <p><em>Do you have a poem to share? Share your story with Over60 <a href="http://www.oversixty.com.au/community/contributor/community-contributor/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">here</span></strong></a>. </em></p>

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Turia Pitt opens up about motherhood in beautiful poem

<p>She’s a motivational speaker, author, humanitarian and athlete, and now, Turia Pitt has a new role to add to the list: mother. Writing in her online newsletter, the 30-year-old has opened up about life with baby boy Hakavai Hoskin, who she <a href="/news/news/2017/12/turia-pitt-welcomes-her-first-child/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">welcomed into the world in December</span></strong></a> with fiancé Michael.</p> <p>In a touching poem from the newsletter, the burns survivor wrote about her first few weeks as a mother and how a special song got her through the stress.</p> <p>“You were screaming uncontrollably,” she begins. “I’d checked your nappy. Checked if you were too hot or too cold. Tried to feed you. Tried a dummy on you.</p> <p>“I took you out onto the balcony and held you and we both looked at the black cockatoos and listened to the ocean.</p> <p>“And I started to sing (badly) a Bob Marley song to you.”</p> <p>Miraculously, that song (“Three Little Birds”) managed to calm both mum and bub down.</p> <p>“So now, whenever I'm stressed, overwhelmed, anxious or just flustered as f**k, I pick you up, sing that song, breathe in your intoxicating scent and remind myself not to get too far ahead of right here, right now.”</p> <blockquote style="background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 658px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);" class="instagram-media"> <div style="padding: 8px;"> <div style="background: #F8F8F8; line-height: 0; margin-top: 40px; padding: 62.46913580246913% 0; text-align: center; width: 100%;"> <div style="background: url(data:image/png; base64,ivborw0kggoaaaansuheugaaacwaaaascamaaaapwqozaaaabgdbtueaalgpc/xhbqaaaafzukdcak7ohokaaaamuexurczmzpf399fx1+bm5mzy9amaaadisurbvdjlvzxbesmgces5/p8/t9furvcrmu73jwlzosgsiizurcjo/ad+eqjjb4hv8bft+idpqocx1wjosbfhh2xssxeiyn3uli/6mnree07uiwjev8ueowds88ly97kqytlijkktuybbruayvh5wohixmpi5we58ek028czwyuqdlkpg1bkb4nnm+veanfhqn1k4+gpt6ugqcvu2h2ovuif/gwufyy8owepdyzsa3avcqpvovvzzz2vtnn2wu8qzvjddeto90gsy9mvlqtgysy231mxry6i2ggqjrty0l8fxcxfcbbhwrsyyaaaaaelftksuqmcc); display: block; height: 44px; margin: 0 auto -44px; position: relative; top: -22px; width: 44px;"></div> </div> <p style="color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;"><a style="color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BeEKEfJHiSO/" target="_blank">A post shared by Turia (@turiapitt)</a> on Jan 17, 2018 at 1:03pm PST</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>On Instagram, Turia explained why she was so inspired to write the beautiful verse. “Whenever I get a few minutes, I’ve been jotting down some words about my experience as Hak’s mum so far. I don’t want to forget this time and writing has felt good.”</p> <p>We wish all the best for this beautiful young family!</p> <p><em>Image credit: Turia Pitt/Instagram.</em></p>

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A poem about our mother

<p><em><strong>Beverly Roberts enjoys writing and has belonged to few writer's groups in Cairns. Over the years, she has written for the local Cairns Post newspaper, doing book and theatre reviews, as well as for the local Rondo Theatre. As family has always played a big part of her life, she loves writing about her family.</strong></em></p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Our Mother</span></p> <p align="center">In my mind and in my heart</p> <p align="center">Are so many pictures of our Mother</p> <p align="center">A gentle, patient, caring and loving soul,</p> <p align="center">Loved by all who knew her.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">See the photo album?</p> <p align="center">All those years ago, back in the twenties,</p> <p align="center">In her rolled down stockings,</p> <p align="center">And her flattened bosom,</p> <p align="center">Her cloche hat</p> <p align="center">And her twinkling eyes.</p> <p align="center">And our Father,</p> <p align="center">Who did not think to be a father then,</p> <p align="center">Was smitten.</p> <p align="center">And who would be otherwise?</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">They married in love and laughter.</p> <p align="center">She followed him from state to state</p> <p align="center">From city to city,</p> <p align="center">Totting up half a hundred addresses.</p> <p align="center">She went where the love was</p> <p align="center">And he kept her near him.</p> <p align="center">But five children?</p> <p align="center">No. Never. Impossible, they said.</p> <p align="center">Sorry dearest parents, words could not stop it.</p> <p align="center">Your history rolled over you</p> <p align="center">And brought the five.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">Should there be an auction of feelings today</p> <p align="center">With the five as the bidders,</p> <p align="center">Who would win the prize?</p> <p align="center">Each had their special memories</p> <p align="center">Each thinks they were the special one</p> <p align="center">She was like that.</p> <p align="center">We were all the winners.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">Our Mother,</p> <p align="center">Beautiful in soul and word,</p> <p align="center">Beautiful in nature and thought,</p> <p align="center">Beautiful in the bright light</p> <p align="center">Of her own beliefs.</p> <p align="center">And right.</p> <p align="center">Always right.</p> <p align="center">Always the right word.</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">The right, small scolding</p> <p align="center">Occasionally used.</p> <p align="center">The laughter, the love, the joy,</p> <p align="center">In that family home,</p> <p align="center">All held together by her... Our Mother.</p> <p align="center">It's all there, in our memories,</p> <p align="center">In our hearts,</p> <p align="center">For ever and ever and ever. Oh, we have been so lucky.</p>

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Waltzing Australia: A bush poem

<p>There’s nothing more patriotic than a rousing rendition of ‘Waltzing Matilda’, sung loudly and proudly at sporting and other events all around the world. It was with this in mind that I sat at the bar of the North Gregory Hotel in Winton, where the song was reportedly sung for the first time, quietly contemplating its effect and impact on so many Australians. Over 120 years have now passed since Banjo Paterson and Christina Macpherson collaborated to produce the words and music of our unofficial national anthem in 1895, and I doubt they could ever have imagined its longevity and popularity. From the little town in far-western Queensland, ‘Waltzing Matilda’ has come to be recognised as the song most widely associated with Australia and its people, both here and overseas, and the one to which we inevitably turn.</p> <p>The passion generated by the stirring tune has been no more evident than in the lead-up to the rugby internationals of the 1990s, when country music artists like James Blundell and John Williamson led the pre-match entertainment by strolling the sidelines while strumming their bush guitars. The sound of fifty-odd thousand voices joining in the chorus, reverberating around the grounds in a unified show of support, was an overwhelming display of national pride. It’s a shame this tradition was abandoned, for it demonstrated the true Australian spirit, and while the crowd may still break out in the old familiar strains from time to time, it is no longer the great ritual it once was. I’ve made reference to those spine-tingling performances in the following poem, as I transfer those same lilting lyrics from the dusty plains of outback Queensland to the lush green rugby fields of Twickenham in London.</p> <p>‘Waltzing Matilda’ is at the essence of our national identity, and has been for a long time. The song has accompanied us to war, to space, and to every conceivable occasion that calls for camaraderie and comradeship. It was the song, sung by our very own Slim Dusty, that was played from Space Shuttle Columbia as it sailed over Australia on its maiden voyage in 1981. Slim was back on deck for the closing ceremony of the Sydney Olympic Games in 2000, where he sang ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to a crowd of 115,000, and millions of others all around the world.</p> <p>Dating back to 1879, the North Gregory Hotel has a rich history and a long association with the vast outback. Although it’s been ravaged by fire three times, I still see it as the very spot where Banjo would’ve sat all those years ago, gazing out on the same endless plains that stretch to the horizon. As I reflected on his and Christina’s wonderful legacy I travelled back to 1895, imagining the applause and praise for that very first airing of ‘Waltzing Matilda’. In their absence I could only drink a toast to the legend of their timeless tune, and resolve to acknowledge their contribution in a poem I was to call ‘Waltzing Australia’.</p> <p align="center"><strong>Waltzing Australia</strong></p> <p align="center">I was sitting out in Winton on a stool beside the bar</p> <p align="center">When a bloke came on the telly with his trusty old guitar</p> <p align="center">With a rousing loud rendition and the punters sang along</p> <p align="center">To a song about a swagman and a western billabong</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">It was international rugby at its quintessential best</p> <p align="center">And that song that he was singing was inspired in the west</p> <p align="center">And it stirred a lot of passion and it fired up the soul</p> <p align="center">And it all began near Winton by a muddy waterhole</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">When Banjo wrote the lyrics by a Diamantina moon</p> <p align="center">And the talented Christina put the ditty to a tune</p> <p align="center">They could never have imagined how the song would play a part</p> <p align="center">In the shaping of our country and in every Aussie heart</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">And I felt the Banjo’s presence from my stool beside the bar</p> <p align="center">As I watched that game of rugby on that foreign field afar</p> <p align="center">And I saw the young Christina with a songbook in her hand</p> <p align="center">While a hundred thousand Aussies were all cheering from the stand</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">Now from sporting fields and stadiums both here and round the world</p> <p align="center">And wherever there’s a contest or an Aussie flag unfurled</p> <p align="center">It’s our unofficial anthem and it’s sung with joy and pride</p> <p align="center">From the cities and the beaches out across the countryside</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">And I cannot help but marvel how the song has been embraced</p> <p align="center">By so many generations and the passion it has placed</p> <p align="center">In the hearts of all Australians when they hear it being sung</p> <p align="center">From the oldest of our people to the youngest of our young</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">From the rolling plains at sundown to that western waterhole</p> <p align="center">To a rugby international when we kick the winning goal</p> <p align="center">It’s the song that bonds Australians and you’ll hear them proudly say</p> <p align="center">It was written out in Queensland and away out Winton way</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">From Twickenham in England to the dusty plains outback</p> <p align="center">From the hallowed turf in London to a swagman on the track</p> <p align="center">It all started here near Winton with the spirit of a soul</p> <p align="center">Who had waltzed his old matilda to a muddy waterhole</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">And I’d like to think the swagman is an avid rugby fan</p> <p align="center">For that song we sing together has immortalised the man</p> <p align="center">When the crowds rise up in chorus and we hold our head up high</p> <p align="center">We can feel the jolly swagman and his spirit waltzing by</p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center">And I’d like to thank the Banjo for the lyrics that he wrote</p> <p align="center">And his friendship with Christina that all started with a note</p> <p align="center">And that poor forgotten swagman who has left us with a song</p> <p align="center">And whose ghost may waltz forever, by that western billabong.</p> <p><img width="138" height="189" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/43809/walzing-australia.jpg" alt="Walzing Australia" style="float: right;"/></p> <p><em>This is an extract from </em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://t.dgm-au.com/c/93981/71095/1880?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.booktopia.com.au%2Fwaltzing-australia-tim-borthwick%2Fprod9780733338410.html" target="_blank">Waltzing Australia</a></strong></span><em> by Tim Borthwick, published by ABC Books.</em></p>

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